Foodie Farmer Pillows

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

You complete me!

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

You must un-learn bowel control!

Cheesie Rider