Foodie Farmer Pillows

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

You complete me!

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

No, I don

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

You must un-learn bowel control!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Cheesie Rider