Farm-to-table Fanatic Gifts

Surprised cook.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Ready, Steady, Cook!', with a cow contestant.

'We grow our own but I know you prefer supermarket stuff.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can he come out and play?'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

Wild Cow.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

I've located your problem, luv!

Cow yin yang spots.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Roasted Peppers

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Essential work against Coronavirus

Some genetically engineered pig

Domestic Animals.

GLOO!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'Fresh eggs!'