Farm-fresh Fanatic Gifts

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Cow Pinatas

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Country Bumpkin.

"Is the MSG local?"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can he come out and play?'

Planting veggies

'The sty is falling!!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

I've located your problem, luv!

Cow yin yang spots.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Roasted Peppers

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

'Fresh eggs!'

Domestic Animals.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

GLOO!