Fresh Produce Aficionado Gifts

Genetically Modified Apples

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

Vegicurious

Meet the layer.

Apples for sale

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Planting veggies

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"So I can eat better here at work."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Fresh picked baseballs.

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Months after she broke with the celery, Alice was still being stalked.

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'