Fresh Food Aficionado Gifts

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Can I have flies with that'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Planting veggies

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."