Fresh Food Aficionado Pillows

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Can I have flies with that'

Planting veggies

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Platter confusion.

Thermidor Dali

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Dad's old fashioned barbeque