Fresh Food Appreciator Pillows

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Menu Dating

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I might just get a pie."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Your meal sounded nice."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Planting veggies

WHACK!

Am Awful Crammer.