Fresh Food Lover Pillows

I shop locally!

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

Apples for sale

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Planting veggies

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."