Fresh Food Appreciator Gifts

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Menu Dating

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"I might just get a pie."

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Am Awful Crammer.

WHACK!