Fresh Food Fanatics Gifts

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The Streets - Night

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"