Fresh Food Fanatics Prints

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

Counting ribs

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Menu Dating

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The Streets - Night

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Burnt or Raw?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"