Fresh Food Advocate Gifts

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Planting veggies

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Frankenfish

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

I shop locally!

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

Fresh Fish Tacos

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

'Locally? Take a look at where this license plate is from.'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'