Local Food Advocate Gifts

Stock Market to Farmer's Market.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Locally? Take a look at where this license plate is from.'

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Frankenfish

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Essential work against Coronavirus

Man on Stilts in a Market

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

Food Fight

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'