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F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!
Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons
Oranges
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
Apples for sale
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
Country Bumpkin.
'Trickle or Spray!?'
Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'
Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus
A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress
"They’re real."
"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."
Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple
"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"
"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."
Okay, dig that one up!
Pull the udder one
"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."
'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'
Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
'Can he come out and play?'
'We call these supernumerary teats!'
'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'
Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.
Police Cow!
"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."
'GM apples prevent Migraine'
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