Produce Enthusiasts Gifts

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Frost Bite.

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Apples for sale

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

At the market

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

Cow Pollen

Grocery Shopping

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Not here, Fred.'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

Man on Stilts in a Market

You mixed your DNA with that of a carrot? I've created a giant loud-mouthed left-leaning vegetable. Some would say that's redundant. Very funny. It's worse that that. The carrot doesn't share just my politics … You smell beautiful, like ranch dressing on a spring day. I do like a tall vegetable.