Produce Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Frost Bite.

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Apples for sale

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

Grocery Shopping

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Cow Pollen

'Not here, Fred.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Forbidden Vegetable