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Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

Apples for sale

'Your French dip, sir.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Advocado

"Scuba cow"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Banana Split Personality

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."