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Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Apples for sale

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Grocery Shopping

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Focus Group Failures

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Ice Cream Flavors

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"So I can eat better here at work."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Illuminating agricultural production