Quirky Produce Lover Pillows

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Apples for sale

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

Grocery Shopping

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Focus Group Failures

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Ice Cream Flavors

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Salvador Deli

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

Eye of Newt Helper

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"