Produce Lover Pillows

Apples for sale

'Your French dip, sir.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Advocado

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Banana Split Personality

"Scuba cow"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

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