Local Produce Enthusiast T-Shirts

"All these products are Australian ingredients, Australian made, and totally Australian owned!"

Farmers' Market

Farm Fresh Profit

'All produce grown in window boxes'

Apples for sale

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Can he come out and play?'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Pea

I've located your problem, luv!

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Grocery Shopping

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

GLOO!