Local Produce Enthusiast T-Shirts

"All these products are Australian ingredients, Australian made, and totally Australian owned!"

Farmers' Market

Farm Fresh Profit

'All produce grown in window boxes'

Apples for sale

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

At the market

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Can he come out and play?'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Pea

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Grocery Shopping

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"So I can eat better here at work."