Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.
Fresh Produce Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about fresh produce? Our collection features playful and artistic items that showcase their love for fruits and vegetables, blending humor with a clever aesthetic. Whether it’s for a chef, a gardener, or a true produce enthusiast, find something that celebrates their healthy obsession with the colors, flavors, and fun of fresh foods.
Large Very Fresh Eggs
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."
Dirty greengrocer.
Carrying Rhubarb to the Bazaar
"Just be yourself."
Apples for sale
'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
At the market
Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?
"I'm rooting for the carrots."
"We're odd looking but just as good."
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
See you at the farmers market!
Apple Pie Abduction
A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.
Peach flirting with a banana.
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.
Planting veggies
Vegetarian Birthdays.
"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."
Pea
Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."
Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'
William Tell
Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.
Grocery Shopping
"Mom says I'm a super fruit."
Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage
Fresh Produce Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Fresh Produce Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of fresh produce-inspired mugs, ideal for those who love a splash of humor and color in their morning coffee routine.
Fresh Produce Enthusiast Pillows
Shop our quirky produce-inspired pillows to brighten your space with colorful, artistic celebrates of fresh fruits and vegetables.
Fresh Produce Enthusiast Prints
Browse our fresh produce prints—perfect for adding a lively, farm-fresh vibe to your kitchen, dining area, or gardening space.
Fresh Produce Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our fun and vibrant fresh produce t-shirts, perfect for casual wear that shows off a healthy dose of humor and personality.