Farm-fresh Fanatic T-Shirts

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Country Bumpkin.

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Can he come out and play?'

Planting veggies

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Wild Cow.

"Do kids eat free?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Roasted Peppers

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

'Fresh eggs!'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

GLOO!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."