Fresh Food Fanatic T-Shirts

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

Planting veggies

Fresh Fish Tacos

'I get my local bananas from my Columbian cousin who's mother lives next door.'

Slaughter your own chickens - 100 yards.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Menu Dating

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Party time.