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Freshest ice cream in town!

Wall Street Couch

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Taming the beast of the free market...

Man on Stilts in a Market

Fresh picked baseballs.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Meet the layer.

I shop locally!

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"My stocks are like my wife, unyeilding."

Fresh Fish Tacos

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."