Fresh Market Fanatic Gifts

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

Freshest ice cream in town!

Wall Street Couch

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Taming the beast of the free market...

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Meet the layer.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

I shop locally!

Food Fight

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

The sea salt here is so authentic.

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Fresh Fish Tacos

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"My stocks are like my wife, unyeilding."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Fresh milk - Self service