Flea Market Fanatic Gifts

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'Careful. . .they've been to a flea market. . .'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Flea Market Reenactment

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'