Flea Market Gifts

Used Umbrellas

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Cirque Du Flea

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Cheap Secrets

Flea Market.

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

Flea Market

Flea Muggers.

'Most exotic fleas'

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter