Flea Market Enthusiast Gifts

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

Flea Muggers.

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'Hey! Stop playing flea market!'

State Prison: Big House sale today!

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Dog walker

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Cheap Secrets

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Flea Market.

Flea Market

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'Most exotic fleas'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'