Flea Market Adventurer Gifts

'His flea collar is about to expire.'

Flea Market

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Storage Unit of Love

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Whack A Soul.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'

'Made in Australia?'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Dentures and foot kissing

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"I think one of those cats are tracking us on our phone. Every time we go to the pet store for cat food, they appear."

Window of Opportunity