Flea Market Adventurer Gifts

'His flea collar is about to expire.'

Flea Market

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Storage Unit of Love

Whack A Soul.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'Made in Australia?'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Dentures and foot kissing

Cheap Secrets

Dawn's Pets: One Size Fits All.

Farmer's Market

Window of Opportunity

"I think one of those cats are tracking us on our phone. Every time we go to the pet store for cat food, they appear."

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey