Flea Market Frequenter Gifts

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Dog walker

Cirque Du Flea

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Cheap Secrets

Flea Market.

'Most exotic fleas'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

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