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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Cheap Secrets

Dog walker

Cirque Du Flea

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Flea Market.

'Most exotic fleas'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'