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Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Cirque Du Flea

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Cheap Secrets

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Flea Market.

Flea Muggers.

Flea Market

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'