Flea Markets T-Shirts

What do you expect? I got him at a flea market!

Flea Market Reenactment

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

State Prison: Big House sale today!

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

Food Fight

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Cheap Secrets

Woman shops at extreme organic market.

Flea Market.

"This was all stolen locally."

Flea Market

Flea Muggers.