Flea Markets Gifts

What do you expect? I got him at a flea market!

Flea Market Reenactment

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

State Prison: Big House sale today!

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Cheap Secrets

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Woman shops at extreme organic market.

Flea Market.

"This was all stolen locally."

Flea Muggers.

Flea Market

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'