Flea Market Aficionados Gifts

Flea Market.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Meet the layer.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

look dear... I bought two farmers

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Dog walker

Cheap Secrets

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

Boy, the farmers' market has really changed.

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

Flea Market

'Most exotic fleas'

Flea Muggers.

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.