Flea Market Fan Gifts

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Grocery Shopping

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Gardener of the Year.

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Paddlithic Period

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

look dear... I bought two farmers

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Cornucopia

Truffles for Sale

Farmer's Black Market.

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Cirque Du Flea

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey