Flea Market Fan Gifts

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Gardener of the Year.

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

Paddlithic Period

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

look dear... I bought two farmers

Truffles for Sale

Cornucopia

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Farmer's Black Market.

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Cirque Du Flea

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'