Flea Fan Gifts

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Give quiche a chance!

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

A Change of Scene.

Fly Artist

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."