Flea Enthusiasts Gifts

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Stinging Bee

'Your dog or mine?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"I've met some rich dung beetles in my time..."

'Hello? Rentokil?'

"OK, you know the rule kids: let's stick together!"