Flea-free Enthusiast Gifts

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Would you like fleas or no fleas?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Dog walker

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Cirque Du Flea

Fleeces for sale

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

"Cut down on plastics."

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."