Flea-free Enthusiast Gifts

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Would you like fleas or no fleas?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"I'm here about the found poster."

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Dog walker

Cirque Du Flea

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Fleeces for sale

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

"Cut down on plastics."

'Most exotic fleas'

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!