Flea Aficionado Gifts

'Dude. At least try and hit the backboard. That's the third ball that's rolled off of the dog this week!'

'Most exotic fleas'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Cat Hecklers

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Pet Cemetery.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'What's that humming sound?'

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.