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No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Cirque Du Flea

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Dog walker

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'Most exotic fleas'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'