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Cirque du Flea...coming soon.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Cirque Du Flea

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Dog walker

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Most exotic fleas'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'