Flea Circus Fan Gifts

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Cirque de flea.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.

Western Fleas.

Cirque Du Flea

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Dog walker

'Most exotic fleas'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'