Flea Circus Conductor Gifts

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

The relay race

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

Police Log

"Working" from home

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Clown silencers.

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

Cirque Du Flea

The Flea Circus.

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'Tripped over the cat.'

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

Fleas at rush hour.

'And now for the light side of the news. My dog has fleas.'

"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I will now answer questions on everything except my salary and perks.'

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.