Flea Circus Grandmaster Gifts

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

The relay race

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Dolphin tricks.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

Police Log

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Working" from home

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Clown silencers.

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

The Flea Circus.

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Cirque Du Flea

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Tripped over the cat.'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

"It's just a phase."

'And now for the light side of the news. My dog has fleas.'