Flea Circus Grandmaster Mugs

'I just gave that mutt a flea bath yesterday, and he's gone and picked up some other Paris site!'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Dolphin tricks.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

The relay race

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

Police Log

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

"Working" from home

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Clown silencers.

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

Cirque Du Flea

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

The Flea Circus.

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

"It's just a phase."

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Tripped over the cat.'

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'