Flea Circus Trainer Mugs

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

The relay race

Dolphin tricks.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Police Log

"Working" from home

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Cirque Du Flea

The Flea Circus.

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Tripped over the cat.'

"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'He's ever so good with children.'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

'And now for the light side of the news. My dog has fleas.'

"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

More professional training required for SUVs

"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

Western Fleas.

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.