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Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Dolphin tricks.

The relay race

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

Police Log

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Working" from home

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

"How in the world did he train his fleas to do that, anyway?"

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

The Flea Circus.

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Cirque Du Flea

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

'He's ever so good with children.'

'Tripped over the cat.'

'And now for the light side of the news. My dog has fleas.'

"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

More professional training required for SUVs

Western Fleas.

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.