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'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The relay race

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Matador.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Police Log

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Hoopla!'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"