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"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

A Change of Scene.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

The relay race

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Police Log

"Working" from home

'Abandon Sheep.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'The circus is downsizing, and we're replacing you with Rush Limbaugh!'

The Flea Circus.

Cirque Du Flea

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

'Oh no, wash day!..'

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."